Deep Thoughts, by blipvert

[blipvert]

Some people see the glass as only half full. I prefer to see it as twice as empty!

Comments

[idiomagic.livejournal.com]

I see the glass as being too large for its contents...

[drbitch.livejournal.com]

Spill it, refill it, and spill it again!

[marmota.livejournal.com]

Over the summer, for reasons that escape me at the moment, I was in a 7-11 looking for a drink. Everything bottled was a $1+, but a "Gigagulp" or whatever the heck they call them from the soda fountain, which was some insane size for a single serving beverage, was .75, complete with reusable plastic muglike thing. So, I got one, but only filled it to about a 1/3. When I went to pay for it, the clerk asked if I drank the rest already and cheerfully pointed out that refills were free. I baffled them by replying, "my glass is only half full, but it's still twice as much as I wanted.", and leaving.