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I hope all of my local friends appreciated the extra dose of slippery chaos this morning. You had probably been expecting just to be able to drag your sorry self out of bed after a four-day holiday weekend's drunken revelry and sleepily stumble your way towards the waiting arms of the work week. Hah! Well, if so then you were digging shards of yourself out of the pavement. The brilliant part is that not one of the highly-paid talking sock puppet meteorologists had said a single word about ice. Nope, that was the best kept secret in town, an unspoiled surprise just for us. Because we are the truly blessed of the world and we deserve it!

But heads up, friends, for life is not all black ice and roses here in the Deep Six... rumour has it that weather might actually start to suck tomorrow. So buy that bread, milk and eggs early, if you don't want to miss out!
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