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What a load of bollocks )
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Normally, I never do these, but everyone else seems to be, so on the off chance that it might actually help me accomplish something, here goes...

New Year's Resolutions, by [livejournal.com profile] blipvert

  1. Make 2009 suck less for my friends. I'm serious about this one. If something about 2009 is sucking for you, and it's something I can do something about, let me know. Too many people I care about had a lousy 2008, and I can't let that happen again.

  2. Read 50 books this year, and by read that means finish them, not read a few chapters then start on something else. Also, read the books I have rather than visit the crack house book shop.

  3. Work on not being such an attention deficit basket case. The stream of consciousness isn't a river in Egypt, or however that goes. Remember to focus.

  4. Stop making lists. That way lies madness!

  5. Spend more time in the large draughty room with the leaky ceiling. It's good for me. There's fresh air and stuff.

  6. Get to bed at a decent hour. Oh dear... not good....

I am slain

Dec. 2nd, 2008 05:13 pm
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If only I had laid off that Iraq invasion... but those intelligence dossiers were so convincing, I couldn't help it!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February [livejournal.com profile] marmota and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-306 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
blipvert

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Not my fault: meme stolen from [livejournal.com profile] the_fuzzy_bunny.

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